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Hellbastard Surprise

Tue Dec 23, 2008, 6:32 AM
Signed in and saw a load of balls and kidneys in the message hole, what the hell? well it seems my old pc was signed into this account, a true relic!

It may be appropriate for "us" to submit some new but more mature content,disturbing content. Some crazy ass scrotalitarian dildiophobic embilizm incurring content.

Saying this I'd just like to say that this club is NOT dead, no way bro.
To restart nice and simply I propose an inter-breeding of internets, whoever posts the most hilarious links will be rewarded with their own personal comic.
A comic you say? what? some poodildo comic? how could that be worth pasting my amazing internet adventures?
Well you will see, i will post some comics i have been working on in the past and YOU WILL SEE

all posted links will be put up at the top of the journal like entrails strung up all over a giant dog.

n.

  • Listening to: idiot flesh
  • Watching: bubba ho tep
  • Playing: with balls

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  • Current Residence: On the moon, under a sheet made mainly of unfinished portraits
  • Interests: Walking into life sized blenders
  • Favourite movie: Spartacus
  • Favourite band or musician: Cleaving Heavages
  • Favourite genre of music: Days spent in bed cawing 'nooooo' at the wall
  • Favourite style of art: Random, brandy snap
  • Operating System: treadmill
  • MP3 player of choice: dont need no player for Mounted Prune 3
  • Shell of choice: lilac Cumberland Fox Shell
  • Wallpaper of choice: LSD paper
  • Skin of choice: Some sort of Polyester Bee Weave
  • Favourite game: Knock and run at the palace then break in and poke the queen with a fridge-bound eye scroll
  • Favourite gaming platform: Buckingham Palace
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mr.Towely
  • Personal Quote: we'll have to cancel your mum
  • Tools of the Trade: Spanner, Plastic Vicar, Large Wooden Ear,Pedal-Powered Legacy and 14 vintage specialy trained Shrews

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:iconblackzer0:
I HAS GAS!

:ohnoes:

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- Time traveller dies tragically. (1967 - 1608)
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:iconsophiadragonmaster:
Did you know that strawberries can actually be very perveted?

One was actually looking at me with a weird look...

:iconohfuckplz:
Strawberry stalkers.

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I miss my companion Cube.
:iconrandomclub:
they were probably not strawberries but inverted fetal globules, both are counterable via eating, an effective method for preventing their stalkery ways

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because this is the random club
we own this seriuss business
:iconsophiadragonmaster:
Oh....Now I see! o.O

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I miss my companion Cube.
:iconbrightshade782:
Er...it may be the point, but I'm not sure what this club is for.
:iconrandomclub:
for

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because this is the random club
we own this seriuss business

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